I can’t play the drums or the guitar,

but I can play the spoons, also called SPOONING.

- Julia, du bisch en Löffel 

- dumms cheibe Löffelzüüg! 

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tinder is like McDonalds 

- FAST + UNHEALTHY.

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I wrote this song on the way to teaching a class yesterday evening.

It is dedicated to my generation, which will later in history be remembered as THE TINDER NATIVES - a generation of low reproduction rates due to the lack of capability to find the right match. 

Unfortunately the song only works in Swiss German.

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I love LAUGHING ABOUT MYSELF, it is such a liberating thing to do and I love myself to be able to do so.